各位服務業的朋友們有沒有遇過超煩又不長腦的奧客呢?整天只會殺價、一直聽不懂,真的會讓人內心忍不住吶喊「你他X的長腦子啊啊啊!!!」日前臉書網友@tednikeid就分享了一系列這樣的網拍買賣家對話,一起來看看吧。
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1. 腦袋是一種很好的東西。
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2. 這刀是青龍偃月刀?
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3. 只會按讚是在哈囉?
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4. 30元……
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5. 安安,還沒醒?
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6. 第一句就這樣殺?
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7. 如果你OK的話也行?!
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8. 安安??
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各位服務業人們請點我,讓你們舒壓到爆:
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