1.「婚姻生活就是…我點了根蠟燭並且半裸躺在床上。他的想法:『愛愛時間!』但我的想法:『我剛才吃餅乾拉肚子,所以懶得換衣服、然後點根蠟燭聞起來比較香。』」
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2.「婚姻就像IKEA一樣,走進去很容易、組裝很複雜、然後很難離開。」
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3.「生完小孩之後的婚姻生活,就是一場『比誰比較累』的比賽。」
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4.「婚姻生活就是能看著對方吃雞翅而不吐出來。」
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5.「婚姻像是走進一間餐廳。你點了你想吃的菜,然後你看到別桌的菜色之後,你開始後悔自己沒點那道菜。」
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6.「婚姻就像是把手機上的App刪到只剩一個。」
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7.「婚姻基本上就是你能接受這輩子接下來只Snapchat一個人。」
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不清楚Snapchat是什麼的話可以看這裡。
8.「婚姻像是電動遊戲。一開始很簡單、後來變難,最後你只好上網找方法來作弊。」
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(英文的作弊「Cheat」也有偷吃的意思)
9.「婚姻就像是玩橋牌,如果你夥伴不好,你最好有很好的一手 (牌)。」
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是在暗示手要拿來幹嘛嗎?!
10.「一場爛婚姻就像是一個糟糕的工作。你很開心能夠工作,但你永遠都在尋找其他的機會。」
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11.「婚姻就是上廁所不用關門。」
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12.「婚姻就像是要拼出一個每分鐘、每個拼圖塊都在變形的拼圖。」
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13.「婚姻就像是在遊樂園排隊等一個設施。你花99%的時間生氣,1%的時間極度歡樂。」
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14.「婚姻就是聽你先生在隔壁房間對著掃描機/印表機大吼罵髒話。」
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15.「婚姻就是兩個人一直說『我不在乎,你到底想怎樣?』直到永遠。」
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「你到底想怎樣?你到底要什麼啦?」
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「事情沒這麼簡單」、「妳到底想怎樣啦!」
16.「婚姻就是決定晚餐要吃什麼。」
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17.「婚姻就是同意永遠分享你50%的冰淇淋。」
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18.「婚姻基本上就是一起吃東西看電視到你死為止。」
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雖然看起來真的很慘,但抱怨完之後你還是會轉回去繼續愛著對方!
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來源:Distractify
看過這些人的分享,真的覺得經營婚姻真的不是一件容易的事呢!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)