昨天一架俄国战机遭土耳其军方击落，造成一名驾驶死亡、另一名驾驶生还。据传俄罗斯战机原本打算飞往叙利亚进行空袭，结果误闯土耳其领空，经过数度警告仍不听劝阻继续飞行，最后被土耳其飞弹打爆。不过俄罗斯国防部坚决表示该战机并未飞进土耳其领空，现在双方各说各话，普丁更是严厉谴责土耳其「帮恐怖组织狠狠捅了俄罗斯一刀」。消息一出，推特上不少网友表示「第三次世界大战开打了」！
1.「阿公，第三次世界大战爆发时你在干嘛？」「我在忙着做爆笑图上传到推特」
“Granddad, what were you doing when World War III broke out?” “I was meme-ing and photoshopping pretty hard on Twitter.” — Marley (@marleybennett) November 24, 2015
2.「如果三战开打了我还需要缴税吗？」
If it’s World War III, do I still have to do my tax return? — Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann) November 24, 2015
3.「一上推特就被三战洗板。我只好登出。」
Powers up The Twitter. Sees “World War III” trending. Exits left. pic.twitter.com/f97lOswdcj — Baxter Ippititimus (@StatusAzure) November 24, 2015
4.「欧洲新闻：第三次世界大战即将开打
美国新闻：黑色星期五大特卖报你知」
European news: we are at the brink of World War III. https://t.co/nBqUBezZQJ: all you need to know about Black Friday. ? — Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) November 24, 2015
5.「二战是『续集比第一集好』的少数案例，三战一定会毁了整个系列。#拒看第三集」
World War II was a rare case where the sequel was better. Doing World War III will ruin the franchise. #SayNoToTheTrilogy — Ash (@harrichun) November 24, 2015
6.「第三次世界大战？大家都没空啦」
World War III? pic.twitter.com/Zyu3JBvHJN — Sarah@RedAlien (@Sarah_RedAlien) November 24, 2015
7.「美洲豹队好不容易打进决赛，三战就要开打了」
Jaguars are finally in the playoff hunt and world war 3 is about to start — going streaking (@med11n) November 24, 2015
8.「部落客的两难：没心情写有关三战的文章，但其他新闻又很无聊」
Blogger’s dilemma: Not in the mood to write about World War III but bored by everything else in the news — Allahpundit (@allahpundit) November 24, 2015
9.「三战现在超夯，不晓得会不会为了更多票房而分成上下集上映？」
World War III is trending. Wonder if it’ll be spit into two parts and released separately to make more money? — Jack McFadden (@LedZeppJack) November 24, 2015
10.「三战居然开打了，一定是因为我今早上完厕所忘了掀马桶坐垫。」
World War III is trending so I can only assume that I left the toilet seat up again this morning. — Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) November 24, 2015
11.「如果三战真的要开打了，我只想用《华尔街之狼》李奥纳多的经典台词表达我的心声：『我不会清醒著死去！』」
If World War III is about to kick off I would like to take the time to make the following abundantly fucking clear: pic.twitter.com/yQRcxlnbPM — ATNT (@ATNTNews) November 24, 2015
12.「三战最让人赌烂的一点绝对会是森宝利 (Sainsbury)的广告。」
The worst thing about World War III would be the Sainsbury’s advert afterwards. — Rick Burin (@rickburin) November 24, 2015 森宝利是英国第二大的连锁超市。
13.「如果可以的话请你们延后到《星际大战七部曲》上映完再开打，感激不尽。」
If you could just please refrain from starting World War III until after Star Wars, that would be just great. Thank you. — GenErik (@ErikVeland) November 24, 2015
14.「三战我来了」
Me preparing for World War III pic.twitter.com/hmMwyeNByh — Minoush Abdel-Meguid (@minoushy) November 24, 2015
15.「我们要改用石头和树枝打三战，这样才能惹恼爱因斯坦」
World War III, but with sticks and stones, principally to annoy Albert Einstein #niche — Doug Burgess (@achknalligewelt) November 24, 2015
16.「三战开打了，但我只想抱怨外面好冷」
It’s world war 3 going on apparently and there’s me complaining that it’s a bit too cold outside — Tony Wedral (@tonywedral) November 24, 2015
17.「三战开打了，我有个计划：去喝杯啤酒，等待战争结束」
World War 3 about to start, I have a plan pic.twitter.com/r4q6aP4QCJ — Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) November 24, 2015
18.「我的内线消息说三战不是续集，而是全人类的重启。」
My sources tell me that World War III isn’t a sequel, it’s a total reboot of the human race. — Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) November 24, 2015
19.「至少三战不会拖很久，除非是《魔戒》导演彼得杰克森拍的。」
At least World War III won’t last very long, unless it’s directed by Peter Jackson. — paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) November 24, 2015
20.「我在推特看到三战爆发时的反应：」
Me when i see World War III trending on twitter: pic.twitter.com/Njr5CpRNp4 — Cruel Coppinger (@Cruel_Coppinger) November 24, 2015
拜托让我离开地球吧。
来源：BuzzFeed
没想到俄罗斯战机事件会在推特上造成前所未有的恐慌！赶快分享出去，叫大家做好防御准备吧！
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