她在职场遭受不堪入耳的种族歧视羞辱,但她的反击已经让对方跪地求饶了!她最近在Twitter公开了超帅气的复仇过程,目前已经引来3千多名网友忍不住按赞分享。一起来看看她怎么说:

「我有没有跟你们说我是怎么狠狠反击我的白人同事?没有吗?一起来听听」
Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I fucked with my white coworker out of spite? No? Let’s go
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我最近刚升迁,换去跟我的新主管和新团队坐一起。我有点紧张因为这区几乎全是白人。」
So I had just gotten promoted and had moved to sit with my new supervisor and team. I was a little nervous because this area was white af.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我选了唯一一位黑人女孩旁的空位。我完全不知道”美乃滋怪物”就坐在我的另一边。」
I chose a seat next to the only other black girl on my team. Little did I know, that on the other side of me sat the Mayonnaise Monster
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他来到他的座位,自我介绍说他叫『Evan』。他问了我名字。不过我桌上就有我的名牌啦。」
He comes to his seat and introduces himself as ‘Evan’. Asks my name. Mind you, my new desk has my name on it.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他看了看我的名牌然后说…『这他X到底是什么意思啊』。我当下反应:」
He looks at the name and says ……. “What the fuck does this say” I brace myself for the fuckery like pic.twitter.com/PkzzJjHQWm
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「那是我的全名不是绰号所以我先翻了个白眼然后慢慢唸给他听:『拉~~~ 托~~~ 亚~~~』
It is my full name and not my nickname so I give him a break and I sound it out for his simple ass Like “LUHHHHH TOOORRR UHHHH”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他一脸不耐烦把我名牌丢回桌上,装出一副听不懂的样子说:『你叫拉亏下?』此时的我表情是:
He gets annoyed and tosses my name plaque back on my desk. He fakes confusion and says “Laquisha?” I’m like pic.twitter.com/Q7V3ZF3d0Q
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我用死鱼眼瞪回去,再次很清楚地唸给那个白痴听:『拉~~~ 托~~~ 亚~~~』
I look him dead in the eye and sound it out again for his clearly dumb ass “LUHHHHH TOOORRR UHHHH”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他噗哧一笑对着我黑到不行的脸说:『随便啦,干我屁事。你们的名字听起来都一样啦!」
He scoffs and says to my black ass face “Whatever, I won’t even try. All those names sound the same anyway!”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「但我还是hold住了,微笑有礼貌地问:『喔?你。说。什。么。名。字?」
I struggle to hold my composure, smile and ask gently “Oh?” “What. KIND. of. Names?” pic.twitter.com/in9TA7vg6Y
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他耸耸肩说:『就那些黑人女孩的名字啊,听起来都一样所以我才不想要记咧』然后他就大笑了,对着我的脸笑!」
He shrugs and says “You know, those hood black girl names. They all sound the same so I refuse to try” And laughs IN MY FACE!!!
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我刚升上不错的新职位,但我差0.2秒就要hold不住了。」
I’m like .2 seconds from losing my cool and my fancy new position.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我深吸一口气,然后说:『嗯,Todd我了解了』接着摆出一个傻笑。」
I inhale and say “Yeah, I completely get it Todd” And smile as innocently as as possible pic.twitter.com/0RETk1jlYs
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「对了,他的名字叫Evan才对。他知道我知道他叫Evan。」
If you remember, his name is Evan He knows that. I know that. He KNOWS I know that.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「接下来的6个月我都用我能想到『最白人』的名字叫他。」
I spend the next 6 months referring to him as the whitest white boi names I can think of.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「不管是当面叫他、对其他同事提到他、在email里、在哪都一样!『嗨Jake』『Billy叫我给妳这个』『CC给Josh』
I mean to his face, to other co-workers, in emails, EVERYWHERE!! “Hi, Jake” “Billy asked me to get this to you” “CC: Josh”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「到后来其他人也开始加入,结果超爆笑的啊,他都快疯了!」
It gets to the point where other people start doing it as well. Not only is it hilarious, but he is clearly mad af about it!!
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「有天他终于用我名字正确唸法叫我,我说:『好啊Sam,有什么需要帮忙的吗?」
Finally, he comes to my desk and asks to speak to me. He pronounces my name right this time. I say “Sure Sam, what can I do for you?”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他叹了口气然后说:『我知道了啦,我很抱歉。拜托停止』我的脸:」
He sighs and says ” I get it ok, I’m sorry. Just please stop” I’m like pic.twitter.com/0eSm0geGiU
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我看着他说:『Steve你知道吗?我会尝试看看,但我不敢保证会唸对喔。白人的名字对我来说太陌生了。」
Finally I look at him and say “You know what Steve? I’ll give it a try. I can’t promise anything. White names don’t come naturally to me”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「故事结束!这则故事告诉我们:己所不欲勿施于人。」
The end!! Moral of the story: “Petty is as petty does”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
来源:The Lad Bible
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